More Valentine's Day mush

My Dream Girl

She's the girl of your dreams, an angel who breathes life into your soul. Tug her heartstrings with this sky blue bouquet of pure white roses that emulates her ethereal beauty & heavenly countenance. Make her heart ring with melodious joy as you confess your unfailing admiration & perpetual love.

See how enticing the ad sounds? And it costs S$79.90 for that bouquet!

Much as I lament about all these Valentine's Day mush that is hitting me like hail strikes the earth, I still never delete the emails without opening them, because deep inside, I like to look at pretty things.